One Dark and Cloudy Day I Bought a copy of Mario 64 from an Old Guy at Sears, I Probably shouldn't have Trusted him because as much as I liked his mustache it struck me as very untrustworthy... also the game was previously owned by some kid who died or something.
None the less I took the game home and started playing, much to my confusion it was not a copy of Mario 64 at all!
It was a game with a little girl who runs up to me and speaks a lot of... stuff in Japanese, and also there is a bird that I am pretty sure really wants me to stop playing this game.
But then all of a sudden it was Mario 64, but it was dark and very scary things were happening, See
And when I though the things couldn't get anymore the scarier all of a sudden,
DUN DUN DAAAAAAA
Mario's Head was a GOOMBA!!!
Then I Sold the game on EBay and now the current whereabouts are at a place... in a state... that'ss all I know
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Original Story by PBG